love and loath.

love:
-being done with taxes. thank you, father.
-stake conference today. the member of the 70 that visited was hilarious.
-sunday naps.
-shakespeare. the more i read of him, the more i absolutely adore him.
-discussing which man from little house on the prairie is most attractive with my mom. (decision, none of them. to quote her: "I would poke myself in the eye before I would pick Charles.")

loath:
-meetings that go over time. i have issues with attention.
-people telling me what to do. it's probably my biggest pet peeve.
-forgetting homework until 10 pm the night before it's due.
-eating too much junk food. (gym tomorrow say what?)
-people telling my i'm doing my job wrong. especially when i'm not. (i guess that plays into people telling me what to do. i really hate that. maybe i shouldn't be so stubborn.)

I Want That.

how i feel scrolling through my pinterest food board.

Unibrows

So. At every school, I feel like you get your variety of weirdos. There's the kids who don't shower, the kids who are over confident, the a little too hipster kids...the list goes on.
My apartment has the blessing of associating with a few of these. Namely, the over confident, socially awkward type. You know what I mean. Don't get me wrong. They're nice. Just sometimes make for good stories.
Example:
A few Sundays ago, we were all home and one of those boys was visiting. I was washing the dishes, my back to a conversation, when I hear him read our quote wall out loud.
"'Unibrows are sexy. You can stroke them when you make out.'" A pause. "Wow, Jane. Guess I'd better start looking into a unibrow."
I turn around and he's looking at me in that way that makes me want to shower. With boiling water.
Yes, I indeed said that quote. Yes, it was a joke. Yes, he thought it was serious, and no, he wasn't joking. At least about the making out part.
My friend once told me she believes I have a creep magnet imbedded in my soul.
This just serves to prove her right.
That is all.
Hope your day is as awkward as mine!
-Jane

I want a giant dinosaur for Christmas.

Sometimes, when you spend way too much time on pinterest a pin comes into your life and changes it forever. Yesterday I say this, and I now know my life can never be complete until I have a pet lawn dinosaur. 

So naturally I turned to ebay.. 

I want him

unfortunately I dont have 36 grand.. or a lawn. 

but if you do, you can buy this guy here

and then bring him to me :)