Unibrows

So. At every school, I feel like you get your variety of weirdos. There's the kids who don't shower, the kids who are over confident, the a little too hipster kids...the list goes on.
My apartment has the blessing of associating with a few of these. Namely, the over confident, socially awkward type. You know what I mean. Don't get me wrong. They're nice. Just sometimes make for good stories.
Example:
A few Sundays ago, we were all home and one of those boys was visiting. I was washing the dishes, my back to a conversation, when I hear him read our quote wall out loud.
"'Unibrows are sexy. You can stroke them when you make out.'" A pause. "Wow, Jane. Guess I'd better start looking into a unibrow."
I turn around and he's looking at me in that way that makes me want to shower. With boiling water.
Yes, I indeed said that quote. Yes, it was a joke. Yes, he thought it was serious, and no, he wasn't joking. At least about the making out part.
My friend once told me she believes I have a creep magnet imbedded in my soul.
This just serves to prove her right.
That is all.
Hope your day is as awkward as mine!
-Jane